Gemma’s tweets are amazing.
She’s fucking hilarious.
@5SOS: Yesterday was WICKED, can’t wait to show you all what we did X http://t.co/OMDQR647Fj
#dear diary #i’m starting to think i might like to try banana clips#they are so sensible #also bananas#i asked lou if she would find some for me and she called me a very bad name which i will not write here#because i hope someday my children will read this and i want to set a good example#louis did not call me a bad name but he persuaded me not to use the banana clips#i will also not write how he persuaded me#although it appears on page 178 of my version of the kama sutra#one day i will wear bananas on my head #i’ll get louis to do it too#matching banana clips #note to self: ideas for the wedding #all right must dash#i have to drive one of the kardashian women somewhere #i hope there’s froyo#love harry (x)
in case anyone is interested, in order:
service station (gas station)
bottle of beer
can of beer
it sounds like the words little kids make up because the words are still too difficult to pronounce for them
HE STILL DOES THAT WITH HER TINY HAND I AM SCREAMING
#there is going to come a time when she’ll be 14 years old with grown hands #and harry is still going to grab her hand and try to jam it in his mouth #’lux do you remember when you were little i used to munch on your hand all the time’ #’it was so cute do you remember huh your hand was so little’ #and she’ll be two seconds away from punching him in the mouth #’uncle harry you’re so embarrassing oh my god what if my friends see please stop you’re so lAME’ #i imagine he will be uncle harry he will insist on being uncle harry #she will have to introduce him to all her friends as uncle harry and every time he hears it he’ll be so pleased #he’s gonna be the most embarrassing godfather in the history of ashamed teenaged girls and it’s going to be great (x)